What does Greek cheese say to itself when it looks in mirror?  Halloumi

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?  Camembert

What cheese can you disguise a small horse?  Mascapone

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?  Nacho cheese

What type of cheese is made backwards?  Edam

How should you handle explosive cheese?  Caerphilly

What’s a Pirates favourite cheese?  Chedd-AAAARGH

Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?  Framage Frais

What do you call sad cheese?  Blue Cheese

Whats a Cannibals favourite Cheese?  Limburger

Whats a Woodpeckers favourite cheese?  Pecorino

Whats cheese do cyclists carry with them?  Paneer